Must Be Talking to You

     One of our seasoned officers was escorting the Sheriff through the booking areas while explaining some of the newly developed procedures that had been adopted.


     Officer Belker had always been adept at using words to his benefit. He was also a prankster. Another officer, who had very recently been a victim of one of his shenanigans was also working in the area.


     Just as she turned the corner to see officer Belker, she loudly proclaimed that he was an "asshole". She had not seen the Sheriff standing behind him when she said it.


     Without skipping a beat, officer Belker turned to the Sheriff and said, "She must be talking to you... I don't know who she is."